The Greenback Tribe

Heist on a cracker...

An American Indian tribe sued some of the world's largest beer makers Thursday, claiming they knowingly contributed to devastating alcohol-related problems on South Dakota's Pine Ridge Indian Reservation. The Oglala Sioux Tribe of South Dakota said it is demanding $500 million in damages for the cost of health care, social services and child rehabilitation caused by chronic alcoholism on the reservation....

The Oglala Tribe's unfrozen caveman lawyer Tom White:

"You cannot sell 4.9 million 12-ounce cans of beer and wash your hands like Pontius Pilate..."